“What are you looking at?” “What are YOU?”
He scratched at his beard to cook an answer, brushed the books out of his lap letting them fall harum scarum into the portmanteau by his side, to buy a little more time.
“I,” he said, “am staring at someone who is starting at me.” “What is that supposed to mean?” Going defensive, the woman, puffing out her chest, chomping down hard on the underbite, brandishing weapons of inhuman strength and endurance buried under lovely fleshy puddings of fat arms—bracing for combat; achieved.