Help Wanted by Kendall Defoe

Wanted: Jewish preacher seeks twelve men for religious work with lepers, fallen women, Samaritans, the poor and possessed. Ability to fish, tend sheep and understand the tax codes an asset. Must reside in the Galilee area and be willingto travel. Education and income not important. No smokers please.

Wanted: British musical quartet seeks management. We are willing to reconstruct image for mass market and merchandising. Must be connected to Liverpool music scene and its various musical quartets. Contact via German musicians’ union group.

Wanted: Former beauty pageant winner seeks position in government. I have the ability to pose, walk and smile without betraying my intentions (ha-ha). You have a position for a fun-loving woman who just wants to go for long walks in snowshoes, hunting on weekdays and picketing of various types of clinics and media outlets. Can bring in family as team players.

Writer/Reader/Poet/Dreamer... Kendall is a college instructor, experimenter with the written word, and someone who thinks that books are worth saving. (Also: librarians and snail mail—damn you, Canada Post and certain school boards!) I just hope that someone gets a laugh and enjoys my work...