“Poem?” by Larry Block

Three long horns from a cruise ship leaving
Voyagers settling in to "Happy Days Are Here Again"
And a hamburger buffet

But we are safe below
In our cozy little cabin
With a rose in the fresh bidet

Me the clown in the evening's entertainment
You the hostess in the swank cafe

At midnight we'll meet on the first-class deck
When all the revelers have gone to bed
We'll hold hands and kiss in the full moon's glow
And the roiling sea will welcome us home.